The Eyes In The Back Of My Head

I love some of the things I get in my inbox. This morning I received the below e-mail. Normally when I receive junk like this I just delete it but since I was in one of my “Moods” I decided to go ahead and reply back. I love how he sent it in Comic Sans MS font. I deleted last names and e-mail addresses but everything else is as it was sent! 

Dear Applicant,
 
We got your resume and your application for the job of Accounts Receivable Position as posted online.
 
Our HR Managers have gone through your resume and due to some certain factors you have been picked as one of our possible candidate to be our Account Receivable Manager.
 
Cass Screw Machine Products is a well established Manufacturing Firm, delivering high quality precision screw machine products to some of the largest and best known companies in America for a long time.  You will find our high quality machined parts in the BEST products on the market today.
 
We serve the entire United States, United Kingdom and a growing export market, particularly in the supplies of selected equipment to the growing processed potato and French fry industry. Superior products including Air Make-up Units, Fryer Air Washers. Your primary task for now , as a representative of the company is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items they order for . About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through Certified Cheque or Travellers Cheque drawn from the United Kingdom based on the amount involved. We have decided to open this new contract -to-hire job position for solving this problem.
 
Your First Primary task(Collection of Payments):
 
1. Receive payment from our Customers or Clients.
2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you.
3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to, You’ll have a lot of free time doing another job, because this job is part time, you’ll get good income .But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are considering your application because you satisfy our requirements and we are sure you will be an earnest assistant till we start running our branch office in your state.

Get back to us with information below information , so that we can add your mailing address to our Regional database and forward it to our customers for them to send payments.
 
FULL NAMES:
FULL HOME ADDRESS WITH HOUSE NUMBER:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE/POSTAL CODE:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
HOME PHONE NUMBER:
CELL PHONE NUMBER:
MARITAL STATUS:
AGE:
NATIONALITY:
EMAIL ADDRESS:

Your response to this email is needed , so that we can reconfirm your mailing address  details we have in our database.

We will be updating you as soon as the payment is being sent to you and you will be directed as to where to have the remaining 90% of the money sent to, after the deduction of your 10% pay on any payments received and processed by you.
 
A swift acknowledgement of the receipt of this email will be appreciated.
 
Thanks For Your Total Understanding and taking time to read our offer.

Best Regards,

Mr Francisco P…