I decided to go ahead and play along with Javajunkee. For some reason I am in a funk today so this is all I got!
1. Name something you use in the shower? Soap
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Pads
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Those stupid flyers people put on them
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? If he is coming over to pick up my daughter life insurance would be a good idea! 🙂
5. What is another word for blemish? Pimple
6. Something you cook in the microwave? Popcorn, for years my oldest daughter thought it was just a popcorn popper!
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? A couch! Can someone please help me move mine, out the door! I swear it is 25 years old and it has seen better days!
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Show me the money!
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Bites the school principal after he follows you to school like mine did when I was in Junior High!
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Eye test, I actually tried to memorize the eye chart once when I was a teen and my eye doctor switched the chart to the ones they use for little kids with all the shapes!
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Not eating the Brownies! 🙂
12. A phrase with the “word” home in it? Home is where the heartburn is.
13. Sport where players lose teeth? Hockey
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day? Give a pop quiz!
15. What is a way you can tell if someone has been crying? If they have the sniffles and their eye’s are red. This is also a good way to see if someone has been snorting coke!
16. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat? Buzzard
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Socks
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? This has so many possibilities, but I will keep it clean! A bar of soap.