Man vs Machine

Husband: “That sounds funny! Do you want me to look at it?”

Me: “No, that’s the way it sounds. It is fine!”

Husband: Walking away with his head down “OK”

What brought this conversation about was my weekly vacuuming. It all started about a month ago when I got tired of my old vacuum getting too hot and turning off. It was taking me an hour and a half to vacuum my house. I had enough of the blasted thing! I announced to my husband that I was going to buy a new vacuum. He said that was fine and we could go look for one in a week or so.

I did my research and looked around for the best price once I made up my mind which vacuum I wanted. Then I finally did it, I went and bought a new machine for myself. This thing is awesome! I can vacuum my entire house in 30 minutes and only have to plug it in twice, once upstairs and once downstairs.

The problem is I went and bought a machine on my own. You see, as I have found out, that men like to be the ones to buy things with motors in them. It doesn’t matter how big or small the machine is, or for what purposed it will be used. Man must buy machine!

I only hope my husband will get over this soon. There is nothing worse than a man pouting around!