Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

• I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. (Butch Cassidy from the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.)
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. (Lucille Ball)
• Be silly. Be honest. Be kind. (Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer & philosopher)
• Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more diffucult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. (Sir Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister)
• Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. (ambrose Bierce, American journalist and satirist, 19th century)
• Some days there won’t be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. (Emory Austin, American Professional Speaker, Present day)
• One generation plants trees, and the next enjoys the shade. (David Lloyd George)
• Humor is a prelude to faith, and laughter is the beginning of prayer. (Reinhold Niebhur, American Protestant Theologian, 20th Century)
• The Lord gave us two ends – One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most. (Ann Landers, American advice columnist, 20th century)
• Life’s tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid. (John Wayne)